onklcrispy's Stats
- poems: 23
- average poem: 7.7 (7.9) (graph)
- comments: 679
- ratings: 569
- average rating: 7.6
- forum posts: 683
- last visit: 8 Aug 07
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User: onklcrispy (view this user's book)
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Escape artist, paranormal investigator, recovering somethingorother, conspiracy irritator, artisfilmakewriterer, expert # 299458...thank you
Poems by onklcrispy:
- pherstreet
- natureshow
- like a frog
- sukkerbelagt og bak en feiekost
- degrassi
- melted esoterica of the geniuses (sponsored by Heinz 57 sauce and Heinz 57 sauce)
- throw your hands in the air (me and you)
- an arrow shot never returns
- schleprock
- Ephraim Shocket!
- winnipeg
- d'archivageonkelwandschraenke*
- whisper and tremble together again
- besmirched
- SECTION 18: scuba moose[winkle-orsonist/shatner( zan)slack consumption and oscillation prayer]
- grizzled
- put on your choke face
- bus tour in the isle of kabba
- plaid of coat
- mollusk foot
- military guv'ment(perpetual egg)
- "asking questions is more important than finding answers"
- thunderblottfruitsaw
onklcrispy's favorite poems:
- enthusiasm
- untitled (the pickle poem)
- gluttony
- A Maggot
- the egg on my face
- sugarmine
- sex translucent
- Hymns and Incantations
- my lil froggy
- first class (slightly used)
- cultured nonsense
- an unknown re(in)ference of an epic poem
- oh, honey
- Santa's Heroes
- Copper Family, Sussex (onklcrispy)
- Poem For Love, and Love of Love
- abstract in air.1980-2003.
- [runscript] fucking run
- like pudding rice
- Turn off the lights
- crab
- .bednoise sattire dressed in theatre.
- d(y)/d(x)
- Color me Crunchy
- animal mixing burningless
- True Leaders Kick Dogs.
- Brazilian Butterflies
- seven, exclamation
- Leather
- On the Ten Wives of Nathaniel Skedstead
- fast clouds moving in an aquamarine night
- fast clouds moving in an aquamarine night
- After Hiawatha
- whup yap
- allusion to Ray joke
- tired battle with love and charcoal.
- The Japanese Girl / with the munchies
- Fluffybunny wrote
- Symphony in Grey
- The Blemish Fish
- Alf, a Nape, and Blue Metallic Space Aliens
- Photomania
- if i had a time traveller girlfriend
- "Oh, Mavourneen!"
- The adventures of the Tetto Poets. (Part 1)
- so sigh
- Froderick the Duck
- Milton's Lantern
- Adultery to the Tune of Dilated Pupils (Foto Fridays)
- (FOTO FRIDAY 12) Mr Wispy
- To the little girl who put her teddy bear in the wash at the laundromat last Thursday evening
- Dagnabit!
- mesophillic starter, rennet and butter muslin (Revised)
- Down-Bee
- (FOTO FRIDAY 27) Obi-Wan-Tuary
- Time-Machine Buddha
- Village moths
- Manchester
- The Clown
- What would Emilie do?
- poem for the maybes
- Pokemon Battle
- Popeye Needle
- tetto ii
- $439.3 billion to cure cartoonophobia
- light blue cover
- rain is the most beautiful water
- Gloria K. Fiero; fiero.
- the trips we did and didn't take
- Spilled Milk
- Mambi was named after Bill Cosby's lips
- Sweet Echinoderm
- postmodernism is the new axis of evil coaching moebius selves to vomit gibberish
- Carrot Top Harka Barka
- Bill Cosby's Pigeon
- poem for the pews
- (FOTO FRIDAY !)
- Gigantic tomatoes
- The splendor of naivety
- o|oiys of joys in nnoiys
- (Floto Fliday Number 5)
- just drink a lot of water
- CRAPOLA
- (FOTO FRIDAY 15) By the hill at the bottom of the house
- Banana ga suki desu ka? (do you like bananas)
- hello buddha
- the purpose of hatred.
- five cents (working title)
- A Century of Death
- god bless you, mister vonnegut
- car full of chickenshit in front of me
- Horace
- a philosophy professor's closing arguments regarding mind body duality
- "Frolwing fer a carcus: a cereal killer/a cereal kill't" A LIST OF MONSTARS STARTS HERE:
- Mr. Kaboomington
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- Well...of course!
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Newest (expand)
- perfect white noise
- My Summer, My Sun
- poetic burn out
- phone feelings
- empty soles that tread the steps to day
- Your body, I am.
- Casualty of love
- A Mothers Love
- my cycle.
- Childish Innocence and Blimps
- As I Was Passing
- Mr. Kaboomington
- umbrellas responding to Rain
- Burn Down Summer
- Lilith
Recently Commented (expand)
- my cycle.
- Kunai
- Most dumped boyfriend (found poem)
- perfect white noise
- slowdancing around my existential meltdown
- My Life.
- things we do when we are empty
- poetic burn out
- Burn Down Summer
- the psalms of wasps and other stinging insects
- Stones crush beatles
- When Love Dies
- caught threads
- lightness traveling, come undone
- My Summer, My Sun
Recent Best (expand)
- 1. The Sunflower Girl
- 2. An Honorable Man
- 3. Existentialist In God's Garden
- 4. And I Have Loved Thee, Oh Shun
- 5. saturdays and sundays at 6am
- 6. \\ Now The Cat's Got No Whiskers \\
- 7. //for ivan//
- 8. hank and i press our hands
- 9. This Is Your Last Chance
- 10. the impoetic man
- 11. wittgenstein's art ( a story in verse )
- 12. mark'd
- 13. Childish Innocence and Blimps
- 14. Kick-back
- 15. You Kissed Like a Prostitute
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