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onklcrispy's Stats
  • poems: 23
  • average poem: 7.7 (7.9) (graph)
  • comments: 679
  • ratings: 569
  • average rating: 7.6
  • forum posts: 683
  • last visit: 8 Aug 07

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Escape artist, paranormal investigator, recovering somethingorother, conspiracy irritator, artisfilmakewriterer, expert # 299458...thank you

Poems by onklcrispy:
  • pherstreet
  • natureshow
  • like a frog
  • sukkerbelagt og bak en feiekost
  • degrassi
  • melted esoterica of the geniuses (sponsored by Heinz 57 sauce and Heinz 57 sauce)
  • throw your hands in the air (me and you)
  • an arrow shot never returns
  • schleprock
  • Ephraim Shocket!
  • winnipeg
  • d'archivageonkelwandschraenke*
  • whisper and tremble together again
  • besmirched
  • SECTION 18: scuba moose[winkle-orsonist/shatner( zan)slack consumption and oscillation prayer]
  • grizzled
  • put on your choke face
  • bus tour in the isle of kabba
  • plaid of coat
  • mollusk foot
  • military guv'ment(perpetual egg)
  • "asking questions is more important than finding answers"
  • thunderblottfruitsaw

onklcrispy's favorite poems:
  • enthusiasm
  • untitled (the pickle poem)
  • gluttony
  • A Maggot
  • the egg on my face
  • sugarmine
  • sex translucent
  • Hymns and Incantations
  • my lil froggy
  • first class (slightly used)
  • cultured nonsense
  • an unknown re(in)ference of an epic poem
  • oh, honey
  • Santa's Heroes
  • Copper Family, Sussex (onklcrispy)
  • Poem For Love, and Love of Love
  • abstract in air.1980-2003.
  • [runscript] fucking run
  • like pudding rice
  • Turn off the lights
  • crab
  • .bednoise sattire dressed in theatre.
  • d(y)/d(x)
  • Color me Crunchy
  • animal mixing burningless
  • True Leaders Kick Dogs.
  • Brazilian Butterflies
  • seven, exclamation
  • Leather
  • On the Ten Wives of Nathaniel Skedstead
  • fast clouds moving in an aquamarine night
  • fast clouds moving in an aquamarine night
  • After Hiawatha
  • whup yap
  • allusion to Ray joke
  • tired battle with love and charcoal.
  • The Japanese Girl / with the munchies
  • Fluffybunny wrote
  • Symphony in Grey
  • The Blemish Fish
  • Alf, a Nape, and Blue Metallic Space Aliens
  • Photomania
  • if i had a time traveller girlfriend
  • "Oh, Mavourneen!"
  • The adventures of the Tetto Poets. (Part 1)
  • so sigh
  • Froderick the Duck
  • Milton's Lantern
  • Adultery to the Tune of Dilated Pupils (Foto Fridays)
  • (FOTO FRIDAY 12) Mr Wispy
  • To the little girl who put her teddy bear in the wash at the laundromat last Thursday evening
  • Dagnabit!
  • mesophillic starter, rennet and butter muslin (Revised)
  • Down-Bee
  • (FOTO FRIDAY 27) Obi-Wan-Tuary
  • Time-Machine Buddha
  • Village moths
  • Manchester
  • The Clown
  • What would Emilie do?
  • poem for the maybes
  • Pokemon Battle
  • Popeye Needle
  • tetto ii
  • $439.3 billion to cure cartoonophobia
  • light blue cover
  • rain is the most beautiful water
  • Gloria K. Fiero; fiero.
  • the trips we did and didn't take
  • Spilled Milk
  • Mambi was named after Bill Cosby's lips
  • Sweet Echinoderm
  • postmodernism is the new axis of evil coaching moebius selves to vomit gibberish
  • Carrot Top Harka Barka
  • Bill Cosby's Pigeon
  • poem for the pews
  • (FOTO FRIDAY !)
  • Gigantic tomatoes
  • The splendor of naivety
  • o|oiys of joys in nnoiys
  • (Floto Fliday Number 5)
  • just drink a lot of water
  • CRAPOLA
  • (FOTO FRIDAY 15) By the hill at the bottom of the house
  • Banana ga suki desu ka? (do you like bananas)
  • hello buddha
  • the purpose of hatred.
  • five cents (working title)
  • A Century of Death
  • god bless you, mister vonnegut
  • car full of chickenshit in front of me
  • Horace
  • a philosophy professor's closing arguments regarding mind body duality
  • "Frolwing fer a carcus: a cereal killer/a cereal kill't" A LIST OF MONSTARS STARTS HERE:
  • Mr. Kaboomington

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Top Rated (expand)
Newest (expand)
  • perfect white noise
  • My Summer, My Sun
  • poetic burn out
  • phone feelings
  • empty soles that tread the steps to day
  • Your body, I am.
  • Casualty of love
  • A Mothers Love
  • my cycle.
  • Childish Innocence and Blimps
  • As I Was Passing
  • Mr. Kaboomington
  • umbrellas responding to Rain
  • Burn Down Summer
  • Lilith
Recently Commented (expand)
  • my cycle.
  • Kunai
  • Most dumped boyfriend (found poem)
  • perfect white noise
  • slowdancing around my existential meltdown
  • My Life.
  • things we do when we are empty
  • poetic burn out
  • Burn Down Summer
  • the psalms of wasps and other stinging insects
  • Stones crush beatles
  • When Love Dies
  • caught threads
  • lightness traveling, come undone
  • My Summer, My Sun
Recent Best (expand)
  • 1. The Sunflower Girl
  • 2. An Honorable Man
  • 3. Existentialist In God's Garden
  • 4. And I Have Loved Thee, Oh Shun
  • 5. saturdays and sundays at 6am
  • 6. \\ Now The Cat's Got No Whiskers \\
  • 7. //for ivan//
  • 8. hank and i press our hands
  • 9. This Is Your Last Chance
  • 10. the impoetic man
  • 11. wittgenstein's art ( a story in verse )
  • 12. mark'd
  • 13. Childish Innocence and Blimps
  • 14. Kick-back
  • 15. You Kissed Like a Prostitute
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