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Bitch Boss

What's the fuckin' point
in scanning your arse
through the computer?
The boss likes a smooth backside,
not fluted, with cheeks firm as plums.
So when in a mundane moment
she runs it through.
Thinks 'That's the sad bastard in room 32.'
She'll wait three weeks
till you think your out the mire,
then send a note informing you you're fired.

4 May 07

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um, don't really get it. what about 6 - 7?
and who scanned their ass-you or her?
 — photobooth

Photobooth sucks.
 — unknown

I can't be bothered explaining something that is so self evident

Larry worn out Lark
 — larrylark

I totally disagree unknown, everyone is entitled.

Larry pretty picture Lark
 — larrylark

I don't know, Larry...I don't get it either.  Sorry.
 — starr

My arse.
 — opal

ha this was an interesting piece. nice dash of originality and humor. rock on.
 — lanezfairy

Hi Starr

Now see you here . A man goes out on his dinner break and gets pissed. He hated his boss who is a woman while secretly fancying her and this stirs up a cauldron of conflicting feelings an emotions as the G and T's hit. He wants to embarrass or impact on her in some way but he doesn't know how so he goes back to an empty office, drops his pants, sits on the photo copier and prints a picture of the image of his arse which he feeds into her computer while she is in a high powered meeting about what colour toilet paper the company should have. Three weeks later she comes across it and knows its the guy cus he's been making an arse of himself ever since he joined the company. She actually really fancies him too. So she sacks him then takes him out to dinner and back to her apartment where they go ten in a bed with all the other arseholes she keeps as pets and he gets a job the next day in the toilet paper making factory and yes I am totally anally retentive.

Larry the explainer lark
 — larrylark

Hi Lanezfairy

I always rock til I drop.

Larry in gyratary mode Lark
 — larrylark


 — infinity

 — unknown

Hi Infinity

You laughter is infectious

Larry ha ha ha ha ha Lark
 — larrylark

Hi Unknown

Glad this tickled your funny bone

Larry tickle stick Lark
 — larrylark

*laughs* yay for frustration expressed in the form of butt cheeks and words..
 — heat-her

hee hee heeee ho hee hee.

Adisco loves larry lark's wit Dancer
 — adiscodancer

Hi Heat her

If I computer imaged my wrinkly old ass and posted it round the office people would be rushing out in the street to gag.

larry bum face lark
 — larrylark

Hi adiscodancer

I like the sound of your tee hee hee

Lark laugh it off Larry
 — larrylark

ive always marvelled at the resemblance of
plum to bum
of course that would be a bum that the bum-owner is holding them chubbycheeks
so as to give the world a real good look at that whole
idea of where the "sun-dont-shine"
excepting that them plum-bums seem as though theyve not been properly maintained over the years and require a gentle scrubbing to remove that
white filmy stuff looking stuff

great poem!
 — chuckles

oh yeah
almost forgot to mention that the title
many (lily-livered) men might use it to refer to their
wife (but not i)

 — chuckles

Hi Chuckles

been "resting" for a while and its nice to come back and see that someone recognises my true genius.

Larry modest Lark
 — larrylark

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