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Carbon Offsets
violet

Dear Mr. Gore:
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I sent money
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to the Norwegians
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who plant trees in Uganda
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which means I can
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leave my lights on at night
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without feeling guilty
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as long as I don’t
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use incandescent bulbs
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which are still legal
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here in rural Georgia
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but not in the Outback.
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It's just that I need
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a carbon offset
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a little closer to home.
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He had Mexican
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for lunch.
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Any suggestions?
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21 Mar 07

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LOL  love this...

i am partial to open letters like this. simple tone and pattern. and i laughed out loud. it was a suprise to find.

thank you
i
 — ilenelush

Thank you kindly!
 — unknown

love the dry sarcasm in this

agree with Ilene in the nicely simple tone and presentation - good stuff

-Mong-
 — Mongrol

Thank you, too Mongrol!
 — violet

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