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santa claus is dead
john_daker

ol Santa Claus is dead
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He died on christmas night
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he'd just been staggering home
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when he fell into a fight
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his nipples had been pulled out
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His fingers had been twisted
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His Penis had been bitten off
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And his anus, it was fisted
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the police probed his butthole
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and carried out some tests
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but they'll never know for certain
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till they've made a few arrests
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But i've a funny feeling
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It was just some naughty boys
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cause I heard ol santa screaming
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"Just take all the fff-ing toys"
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And I heard some boys gut laughing
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And santa begging for some aid
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But my toys were safely under the tree
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And my tea had just been made.
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okay, so christmas is over, but i never seen hardly any christmas poems

29 Dec 06

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ol' fitzer was a probing,
one after-xmas eve...
the video boys had left
him flat, his toys still
n their sleeves...

i feel a rhyme a'coming,
i'll wend a word in verve.

and santa's been
on CNN and i'll
make him a verb:

santa you!
 — mikebauer

immediatly the tune from the farmer and the dell
 — kronah_kcmg

Nice! Loved the meaning of this poem ;)
 — DeathShards

no, this is gross. bad poem.
 — OKcomputer

So bad, so good.

Larry reindeer meat Lark
 — larrylark

AH! haha, holy shit thats awful!
 — SenorSin

hahahaha fook thats good
 — the_living_d

Stupid poem written by a faggot sonofabitch, who gets fucked in the ass by Tetto.
 — unknown

Is nothing sacred?  Even Santa gets maligned and maimed.  This is fairly disgusting, any way you slice it.  
 — Isabelle5

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