The destitute doc worked for hawkers
Peddling his wares to streetwalkers
Said the once-plastic surgeon
"My practice won't burgeon,
'cause I went to the school of hard knockers."
2 Oct 06
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Your metre is a bit off.
ha! this is great. how did you come up with this idea, i wonder!
Worth a smile.
i don't get it,
L5, what's a hard knocker?
and don't laff.
This one doesn't even deserve a comment from Henry.
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why would that affect his practice?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hard knockers, Jen, as in silicone implants that got too much scar tissue around them and got stiff.
heehee, this is a laugh!
why would that affect his practice???????
i tellu wut...
i'm a guy who likes women to be
soft- firm: okay
oh, I thought all breasts with implants were hard!
the better (read:more expensive)
ones can be veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrry
really, and how would you know??
Intolerant (of more than bovine cultures) Queen
9 syllables 1st line
8 syllables 2nd line
7 syllables 3rd line
6 syllables 4th line
10 syllables 5th line
form fucked: not a limerick
is not- is so...
see th' comment by unknown
after neighbordi's 2nd comment
on th'edgarallanandpoe poem
by henry for more on this...
Ogden Nash would be proud of this one too!
It's choppy-bad as it is. Just running through it once and quickly,
here's -one of many ways- by which to make the rhythm neater:
Forget calling it a Limerick.
It's no more that than a triolet.
one way, better overall and in details:
works on mawkers,
to hag streetwalkers.
Says that disbarred plastic surgeon,
"Practice likely will not burgeon,
not in this school of hardened knockers."[/b]
This poem is no way deserving of "top rating" position,
not it its present form.
I give no rating here. Let the fools float faulty poetry.
It shows off the "value" of the rating system here: zero
someone fucked around witht the ratings yesterday didnt you notice?
read animal crackers, it was top rated to.
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