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In the eighties I was a star at tennis
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When I beat my coach he became a menace
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He was so mad he instantly turned red
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He busted his racket right over my head
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This man was vengeful like an angry bear
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I thought it was over but things didn't end there
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He came to my house to do something cruel
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But he hadn't considered my big pit bull
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Duke sank into his balls and wouldn't let go
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He begged me to get him off but I said no
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I told him maybe if he'd never bother me again
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He then gave up and said that I win
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For the next little while his nuts were really sore
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Poor coach, because of Duke there'll be babies no more.
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